throatarrhea

Gonorrhea of the throat. Usually acquired from a no-holds barred ATM free-for-all with some random sex addict that you just met on 4th Ave.

Doctor: "Gooch,you test positive for throatarrhea, did you have a penis in your throat at all?"
Gooch: "uhhh no"

Doctor: "are you sure?"

Gooch: "uhhh no"
Doctor: "no to which question?"
Gooch: "uhhhh"