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Throbbing horse

A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours

"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"

by Jesus hinself September 30, 2017

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