Throw Soup

Throw soup is the process of farting into your hand and then throwing it at the face of someone. Farts stay in your hand about as well as soup would, hence the term throwing soup.

Man 1: I just ripped a nasty one, and decided to throw soup at my girlfriend.
Man 2: Ah, she got a face full like cup of cheese

throw out the soup

To choose the stupidest course of action possible. For example, when making soup, to dump out the broth midway through.

Q: What do you think about the way George Bush has handled Iraq?
A: I want to kick him in the face, and say "way to throw out the soup, jerkoff!"

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