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close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.
"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"
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to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once
'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'
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