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To hitchhike, if you don't have a ride
If you don't like the way I drive, you can thumb it.
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when you are too drunk to get a boner so you use your thumb in place of you dick.
1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
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The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.
Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!
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One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!
I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.
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The hip new way to indicate you are texting. Matter of fact; all the really cool kids now refer to texting as "thumbing."
Jenny and I were thumbing most of math class today.
(another correct usage would be)
Thumb ya later!
(another correct usage would be)
I will thumb you later.
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When fucking and you get brewers droop or can't manage anything more than a slack-on, one is required to 'thumb it in'
As seen on many porno's
"Fuck me hard Liam", "sorry petlamb, ive gone all soft i'll just have to thumb it in"
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when someone shoves their thumb into a pleasurable area.
nick and steve thumbed anut mar's coochie
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