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Tic Tac Dick

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 18, 2010

49πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tic tac dick

A guy with a dick the size of a tic tac. Never more than an inch.

Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life

by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Tic tac dick

It’s a dick that is the size of a tic tac.

Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?

Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*

by Just your betch August 28, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

26πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Tic tac dick

Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)

Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.

by 420&chill February 7, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tic-Tac dick

This is a term to refer to the man opposite size of his true penis. In this case β€œTic Tac Dick” would refer to a 10 inch bigger dick than the size of a tic-tac, vice versa.(10.1 inch)

Person: You have a Tic-Tac dick
Them: .. you underestimate me and my dicks length

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 12, 2023


Tic Tac dick

When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.

"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"

by Lil Dougie 69 June 11, 2019

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