Tick Dick

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

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tick dick

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.

Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.

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3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.

Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

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dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

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Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

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Dick Tick

When your cock has a seizure-freak out while taking a piss, like tourettes. The dick will fling piss in many directions.

Oh! I'm sorry for pissing all over you Colton, I had a Dick Tick.

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