tick-tock lesbian

A girl who claims heterosexuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.

Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women

Since when is Eddie gay? Oh, wait nevermind--that's his girlfriend. Yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.

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