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tight slit

A pussy that is so perfect, it looks like a paper cut beneath a wisp of cotton. There are few pussies this divine. When you come across one, you almost don't even want to touch it because you are scared you will ruin the most beautiful art that you have ever laid eyes upon.

Friend 1: Hey man, did you tap that ass last night?

Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit

Friend 1: Shit Really???

Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.

Friend 1: Good Call

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017

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