The process of sticking a drinking straw into a girl's vagina to slirp semen out after you've "blown a wad" into her baby-maker.
Man, I heard Josh blew his load while humping the girl, but at least he did the Tijuana Milkshake. That reduces the chance of him getting her pregnant.
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When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."