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A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
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The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"
"Yeah, I'll have a-"
"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."
"... thank you!"
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best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another Canadian enterprise assimilated by a huge American multi-billion dollar conglomerate (Wendy's bought out the chain in the late '90s).
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The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.
U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!!
Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!
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Wake and bake
Gotta get me some TCH Tim Hortons Coffee
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A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.
Wanna go to Tim Hortons?
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Tim Hortons is a place where all the cool kids hang out.
Kid 1: You going to Tim Hortons after school?
Kid 2: Hell yeahhh. It's the coolest place to be on weekdays, mang.
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