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(N.) A store associate who likes to handle wood, or works in a wood related field. he's always on the prowl for sexy beasts to mate with in the building, and often uses the guise of requesting a broom to bring the rest of his pack in for the action.
Look at Krieger stalking that hottie, what a Timberwolf!
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a young, prepubescent boy with an unnatural obsession for videogame sexpots (kosmos, marle, etc); also a "lover" of things of the "bestial" persuasion
That Tim...man, his voice is so squeaky, just like a little girl's.
All of the animals in the barnyard trembled at the sight of Tim...
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1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.
Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.
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During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.
I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.
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when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf
dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf
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Noun. Timberwolf - Barks like a tree. It is the result of alot of alcohol, marijuana, and hard work getting a dog to crossbread with a tree. This aptly named "Timberwolf" has humanlike characteristics, and likes to post on messageboards such as the infamous "Xenosaga/RPG-XS" and often has homosexual tendencies.
Adj. Timberwolf - To have timberwolf/Tim characteristics.
Adj. Man thats timberwolf.
Noun. I saw a timberwolf humping my leg today.
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