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Time-Fuck

To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.

I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.

by Ringnecpheasant January 1, 2012


Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."

by jazz4 April 16, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011


time fuck

time fuck is another word for a gay paradox.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a time fuck.

by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's time to fucking collect

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!

by Joe-288 April 3, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck time

when you use the face time application on a smart phone for a sexual nature.

guy: hey wanna fuck time tonight.

girl: sure but i need to go to a place with wifi

by louicifer December 29, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's time to fucking collect

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!

by Joe-288 March 16, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž