time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

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Time Until Penis (TOP)

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.

Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

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