time toilet

Something that distracts you from your work for long periods of time. "I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time-toilet"

"I was clearing out my inbox when I clicked on a link a friend sent me about baseball, six hours later I was still clicking links looking at asian midgets having anal sex with goats! What a time toilet"

Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.

"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."

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5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.