Tingle Swipe

When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.

Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?

Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!