tinker stinker

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

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Stinker Tinker Time

A portion of time allotted for the exploration of ones own anus, usually with a finger or other finger shaped object, such as a crayon or similarily shaped vegetable.

I have a half hour lunchbreak today. 15 minutes to eat my sandwich and 15 minutes of stinker tinker time.

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