Tiny Car Syndrome

what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.

A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...

Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!

Boyfriend: Score!

Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.

Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.

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2 camels in a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous YouTuber RayWilliamJohnson. Ray reviewed a viral video in which the entire footage was of two very angry camels sitting inside a tiny car. There was no context or explanation given in the video for what was going on. The video was literally just "2 camels in a tiny car", a seemingly inexplicable phrase that is so bizarre there is no explanation for it. Therefore, it is said to automatically win every fight or argument, particularly against trolls. It has gotten so well-known that someone even made a Twitter account for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website. Amazingly, this phrase was only invented on January 24th, 2010, a mere three weeks from the posting of this entry.

Note: This entry is a revised, expanded, and corrected entry posted in response to someone who posted similar information under "2 camels and a tiny car", which was incorrect.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Ray: "Nope, 2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Nickelback is the best band ever!!"
Ray: "2 camels in a tiny car."

Troll: "Rosie O'Donnell has a penis!!"
Ray: "2 cam- ... you know, I'm just not gonna argue with that one."

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Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

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Two camels in a tiny car

The response that just may be bizarre enough to win any argument ever.

A Mac is better than a PC. Nope, two camels in a tiny car.

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2 camels and a tiny car

A phrase created by the famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. It is said to win every fight against trolls and any arguments. It has gotten so well known that someone even made a twitter for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website.

Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"

Person: "Nope, 2 camels and a tiny car"

Troll: "Damn!"

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two camels in a tiny car

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence

troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

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Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

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