A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.
"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"
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more colorful version of "tip of the iceberg", used in positive reference to oneself.
Girl: You have a Porsche too?
You: Yeah and that's just the the tip of my dick
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A guy extremely desperate for sex.
This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.
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The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
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To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch
Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.
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When two males have raging hardons and are in sync with eachother that they start thinking the same. In bed their touching tips.
Man, Lucino and David keep sending the same meme at the same time!
Bro theyβre probably tip dicking