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According to dictionary.com, "A soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel." IT is generally used to wipe one's nose when snot collects inside one's nostrils. Most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. Tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and Kleenex is the most popular tissue company.Then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? Does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? Sheesh
Dusk,I wiped my schnozzola with a tissue and proceeded to bed.
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used after jacking off to help clean up cum
fuck, where are the tissues, i have jizz all over my hands
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your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'.
"hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'."
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An aggregation of morphologically similar cells and associated intercellular matter acting together to perform one or more specific functions in the body. There are four basic types of tissue: muscle, nerve, epidermal, and connective.
The destruction of solid tissue resulted in a collection of pus around the wound, also known as an abscess.
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The highest level of disrespect you can show a person.
Person 1: Damn, Manny Pacquaio really shitted on Ricky Hatton when they fought.
Person 2: Man, he shitted on Ricky Hatton with No Tissue!!! Didn't you see how Hatton fell into the turnbuckle? hahaha
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To be used after long nights of halo'ing (see Halo) or pr0ning (see pr0n or circle-jerk). Note: Never to be used on the nose, as your roommate will often use it after halo, and put it back in the box. Thanks Justin.
My nose is running. I need a tissue, where is that box of tiss- oh god, there's jizz on my nose. Where's Justin?
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A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.
Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.
D: I can't handle the stress! I'm too busy!
T: STFU, Tissues. Take it like a man.
D: *sniffles*
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