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Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017


Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

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titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
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The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 10, 2005

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titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie April 22, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime August 18, 2005

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titmouse

1. A person with an extreme sexual fixation or preference for large breasts.

2. A man who focuses on the breasts during sex. A Mammaphiliac.

see also: tit fiend.

"Joe would live in her cleavage if he could. He is a total titmouse."

by NihilistDom August 24, 2009

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titmouse

A timid man who is nearly always staring at womens' breasts, but just can't work up the nerve to speak to one.

"Bek, button a button. You have a titmouse at ten o'clock," Cherry said, tucking a scarf into the front of her dress to discourage the creepy little man.

by bIrqul May 10, 2012

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