tit tot

The nick name you give to a slut bag with tits the size of tots

Hey hoe stop being such a tit tot your really killing my mojo

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Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”