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Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
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The 360 degree circular rotation of what believers of the holy erector (Erection)would do to nipples of woman.
"Dude yesterday I Tit Licked my girlfriend and unloaded a alot on her tits!"
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You take someone’s titty and suck on it till they start bleeding and then shove your dick in it bust a nut then lick it till the evidence is gone
Bro my girl came over and I tied her down and gave her a tit lick fuck
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An alternate phrase for “kick ass” like let’s do this, let’s roll, let’s fucking gooo.
Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing; Two men prepare to escape from a never ending wave of the undead, one man loads his rifle, spins his hat around backwards, turns to look at other man and says “let’s lick tits”
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