tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.

So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man

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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.

Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.