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to go completely bonking mad off your tits, and kill a lot of people, while under the influence of steroids, pain killers, and anti depressants.
if that prick doesnt fuck off, im fucking going to benoit him and his entire fucking family.
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Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.
" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"
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The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!
He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met
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Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.
1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me
Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
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To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now
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To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"
Man 1: That's not a bad idea....
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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.
Person 2: Benoit yourself
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