To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.

"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.

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Cooking

A reference to the fabrication of meth and the American show Breaking Bad. Often used in situation where someone is doing a crazy action or is achieving something big.

Me: "talking to a girl"
My friends: Wait, hold up, he's cooking, let him cook.

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Cook

To flame someone beyond possible recovery

Our teacher really cooked us when she said she wouldn’t move the test

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cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

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Cook

1. Cook Twitter Slang CAN mean to pull, could be known as “rizz up” (or “flirt with”).
2. Cook can also mean to make fun of, also known as “roasting”.

1. S: “Damn shorty do it fart? 😭🔥”

D: “Find God 😟”

R: “Let him cook bro”
2. J: *Posts an embarrassing picture*

L: “You’re finished 😭😭😭”

R: “I’m boutta cook bro☠️”

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Cooking

Cooking is a dance trend invented by Lil' B, in that it's only waist up - designed to be done in front of a web cam.

Different Levels of cooking include:
-Chefs
-Head Chefs
-Top Chefs
-Master Chef (like a black belt)

We be cooking like a master chef right now - SWAG!

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Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

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