to jim

to suddenly (and sometimes inexplicably) passout, typically whilst in the process of attempting to communicate with someone

substance abuse &/or a high stress long work day may or may not be involved

I promised Elle I would try not to jim tonight before Gossip Girl.

I totally jimmed last night while I was on the phone with Dallas; woke up with the phone in my hand and everything, ready to talk about some turnips.

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jim-jim

n. a person of poor social standing, widely disrespected and completely untrustworthy, a hustler or con artist.

"He loaned his ride to a couple of them jim-jims uptown, now he's walkin'."
"I want to be a jim-jim just like Uncle Bobby, ride around in a big spensive car and drink whiskey all the time."

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Jimmed

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.

1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!

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Jimming It

Taking an excessively long time to make a move on someone you’re attracted to. Laying groundwork for months or even years in hopes that your relationship will one day become romantic.

‘Can you believe that guy in sales? He’s really jimming it with the receptionist. I mean, it’s been 2 years, make a move already.’

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Jim

Jim (1) - a comedic way of spelling gym among

gym rats.
Jim (2) - Also means gym.
Jim (3) - Could be the name of a person as well.

Gym bro (1): I am not happy, what shall I do?
Gym bro (2): No happy? We go jim now!

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Jim

Jim is the mythical beast who works at every office in America. But he is almost present. The last time he was present at work was last year before Christmas

Boss: yeah once your done with that 710.30 put it on Jims desk

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jim

Trying to get your best friend's girlfriend

Guy A: Yo man, how u feeling?
Guy B: Sh!#
Guy A: Why what happened?
Guy B: I got JIMMED! My bestfriend hooked up with my girlfriend!

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