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A mysterious man who doesn’t have a last name. Usually associated with yoda (yobama), thanos (obamos), and obunga.
“Look at him he’s such an Obama 🤤.”
“He’s so mysterious”
“He can change”
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to instantly kill a fly by slapping it with your bare hand against a flat surface.
"yo do you see that dead fly on the floor"
"yeah"
"I just obamaed that sucka"
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When you seem Obama you are overcome with the urge to cry like a woman.
Obamaitis occurs when watching Ophra and Jesse Jackson at Obamas acceptence speech.
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superficially critical of some unseemly aspect of the political process without necessarily forswearing the practice itself
Barack Obama, in a classic Obamaism, artfully explained how the new pinstripe patronage worked: a politician rewards the law firms, developers, and brokerage houses with contracts, and in return they pay for the new ad campaigns necessary for re-election.
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A sex act in which one partner gets fucked by another partner after being promised hope and change, then the other partner proceeds to leave the next morning after maxing the other ones credit cards.
Ex 1: Person 1: "Hey could I borrow some money?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm in massive debt, my boyfriend and I did The Obama last night."
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Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
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"Obamaized" is a take-off of being 'posterized'
-the result of a person being taken advantage of by being led on by false advertising, bullshit promises and/or lies by a corrupt person, leader, deviant, salesman or asshole and the embarassment that ensues...
"Hey man, why do you have that gun to your head?"
"I'm going to kill myself. I can't believe I fell for that motherfuckers bullshit...I can't go on living with everyone in the office knowing it was me."
"Dude, you just got Obamaized, it's embarassing as fuck, but life goes on."
(gunshot)
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