to steak

Verb: to flop/slap a body part or body flesh, like a raw steak flopping/slopping onto somebody else, in an inappropriate manner and place

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude, that chick last night bit my dick.

Guy 2: Did you steak her?

Guy 1: Of course!

Example 2:

Guy 1: You know that chick Cindy?

Guy 2: Yeah?

Guy 1: She loves it when i steak on her!

Guy 2: That's awesome!

Example 3:

Guy : You have to steak that hoe!

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A-steak

Often used to express the absolute highest form of legitimacy concerning a certain topic or object.

A better, more meaningful way to say "legit".

Sarah: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: I hope you choke!

Sarah: You're such an A-steak douche.

Patrick: I... I'm sorry.

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steak

The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.

"I will go eat steak now with honor."

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Steaked

When you fight someone and you win.

"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"

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Steak

The best food ever.

Steve: "I am going to eat steak!"

John: "Can I come?"

Steve: "No, it's too good."

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Steaks

A chick who has a fat thick ass that makes you excited.

-Man, you seen those steaks on that girl.

-Her big steaks make me horny.

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Not Steak

not steak (NOT-stake)

noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.

THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.

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