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Clearly a cat-snake.
Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!
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The most desirable of any domesticated animal.
My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
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A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
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Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
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Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.
(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.
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The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.
Ferretism is a new world religion
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