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To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
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eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
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A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.
Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"
Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"
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The ultimate form of proof towards your statement.
You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.
Judge: Josh, You were caught murdering an orphanage of children, captured on video. How do you plead?
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go
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The many awesome abilities of the verb to JOSH that leaves an impression on people.
You can't resist my Joshness, you know you miss it!
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An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.
After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
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