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A poem made up of quotes by George W. Bush. While Bush didn't actually write the poem itself, all the lines in the poem are actually lines that he has uttered before in speeches.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.
2. Two females having sex
3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out
1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.
2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?
3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.
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Almost identical to a cream pie except the girl has either questionable personal hygiene standards or an obvious yeast infection.
Did you cream pie that girl you were with last night?
No, she hadn't showered for a week. I was definitely making a fish pie.
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The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie
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To let joshua have anal sex with megan causing a shit...pie
I'll make you a shit pie! Make a shit pie