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contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).
What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.
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Toast off on a toastie friend.
somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter
friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't
someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter
you have fucking off toast
Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter
Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast