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Coded language about killing Jews
A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
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Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"
An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."
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Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)
Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
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The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.