toe hair

Hair considered manly on a man but even manlier on a woman.

Tara was sick of being turned down by fellow lesbians so she stopped shaving her toe hair.

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toe hair

The small hair on the big toe. Looks like a Donald Trump piece.

Wow Kara your toe hair is silky smooth it looks like Donald Trumps hair piece.

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nae nae toe hair

long gross toe hair that needs to be cut off

cheezwhizaddict:why do my toes look like that
whoreepuke: DUDE YOU HAVE NAE NAE TOE HAIR

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Braiding toe hair

When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!

Elaine:PPNUGGET!
Sarah:AHHH! *braids toe hair*
Bystander:Was she just braiding toe hair?