Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.

Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.

dick tofu

When Kitty is intoxicated and unable to say fuck you properly and auto correct keeps changing dick tofu to fuck you

Kitty: " Clark you are being a asswhipe dick tofu"

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