Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.

I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.

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Toilet Kisses

1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio

Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!

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