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When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.
I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.
When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!
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