toily

A really lame way of saying toilet.

"excuse me, my tummy hurts, I'm gonna go sit on the toily for a while."

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toily

1) Children's way of saying "toilet".

2) Smelling as if one has just left a restroom.

1) Mommy, I hafta go to de toily!

2) Alexandra put on a lot of perfume, because she's very conscientious about her toily-ness.

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toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

hoity toily

a toilet paper hoarding braggart due to coronavirus.

Barb why do you have to be so hoity toily, posting pics to Insta of your tp?