Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.
I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.
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The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.
1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.
The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.
After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.
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