Tommy Tuberville

Quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever have a seat in the United States senate.

A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.

Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)

Noteworthy Tommy Tuberville moments:

-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.

-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”

As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.

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Tommy "Ears" Tuberville is the head coach of Auburn University, a.k.a. the cow college, a.k.a. the barn, a.k.a. Chop Block University. He lacks integrity "hence the only way he will leave ole miss would be in pine box"...lol.

He has yet to produce a Nc for the barn. In 2004 he went 13-0 and nothing to show. He has to live every day, as the step sister to Nick Saban.

Teaches young men how to chop block.

His own wife had to sleep around on him to find a real man.

Tommy Tuberville highlights of ears career have been beating a mediocre Alabama team.

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