Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph

Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.

one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent