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when you are kissing someone and all of a sudden their tongue gets stiff and hard like a boner.
Dude, I was kissing him last night, and all of a sudden he shoved his tongue boner in my mouth.
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During a very bad kiss where the kisser's tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.
That guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue bonered me. So gross.
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When someone describes a food so deliciously that the description alone gives your tongue an erection.
I was excited already, but when she started describing fluffy blueberry muffins, I got the biggest tongue boner ever.
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When something is so tantilizing to ones taste buds it causes an erection or stimulation of the crotch region.
Lindsey - "John I hope you like the Pork Chops I made for Dinner."
John - "Yeah babe those Chops totally gave me a Tongue Boner."
Wow that cheeseburger was so good it gave me a Tongue Boner!
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