too hip

When you are too hipster to like, understand, or participate in anything mainstream.

Guy 1: Hey man, you want to go to the Green Day concert with me?

Guy 2: No thanks man, too hip.

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too hip for the room

When you have a clever or unique joke or remark that goes over everyone else's heads generally because they're too stupid to know what you're talking about.

Cindy: "I work in a department store. I'm a cashier."

Richard: "Oh, really? My father was a cashier. They threw him out of the army."

Cindy: (stares)

Gene: "Richard's too hip for the room."

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Too hip to function.

If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.

Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?

Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."

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