Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.

Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

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Have you been putting butter in my honey?

An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.

You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.

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too many bees in his/her/my honey

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.

Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!

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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

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honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.

"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger