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Toomer

A clown-faced hoe bag

Did you go out with Jamie last night?

Nah man, she's a total Toomer.

by Deputy Dog March 17, 2018

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Toomer

Subsitution for the word boomer meaning the ultimate activity or goal in sport.

Also used to describe something that is really good!

Sometimes refered to as "Amani"

Derrived from the New York Giants Wide Reciever Called Amani Toomer.

1) A shot from 35 yards out has gone in! What a Toomer!
2)Oh what a Toomer! We are winning 4-0!

by Dave "The Hitman" Harris April 6, 2008

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Toomer's Corner

The intersection at Magnolia Ave and College St. in Auburn, AL. Divides "downtown" Auburn from the campus of Auburn University. Called Toomer's Corner because of the store named Toomer's Drugs, which is no longer a drug store but instead an Auburn souvenir shop that sells food and lemonade. Toomer's Drugs has been located at the corner of this intersection in Auburn for over 110 years. After major athletic victories, people gather here and roll an old oak tree with toilet paper, known in Auburn as "rolling Toomer's Corner". Many local bars are located around this intersection.

I have gotten way too many late night phone calls to go pick some drunk retard up from Toomer's Corner.

by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 26, 2010

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Toomer

A name used to call-out and chastise those that deliver an unsolicited self-absorbed response to public complaints about injustice, social grievances, or other protestations that challenge the status quo.

Not liking what they're hearing, they're compelled to inject an adversarial voice into a conversation, often anonymously, without concern for being disruptive, causing confusion, or aggrieving those with differing opinions.

Their responses include but are not limited to: dismissive noise, diversionary whataboutisms, mind-blind dis-empathy, and logical fallacies.

The name also alludes to being cancerous, toxic, and being detrimental to progressive conversation by eroding social discourse.

"This dishonest cop is a part of the problem."
"Lots of people are dishonest not just cops."
"Found the Toomer."

by Diatesso March 21, 2022


Toomers

Toomers are boomers that fictionally arbitrate confrontations with retail employees. “My product was late by 5 days? You disrespected me!”

I was having such a good day at work until those toomers came by and ruined everything

by Goopidoopi April 22, 2022