toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

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Toot De La Fruit

A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!

Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!

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