Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Cruncher

The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy

I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.