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Some thing that screams every time there is high winds. Just like my mom when there is winds over 5 mph.
There was a tornado warning at one point. The sirens were loud. But the winds only reached about 10 mph. My mom was getting so scared she went out and started taping everything down with duct tape. In the background the tornado sirens are howling. She got so scared she started screaming. "EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTILE, EVERYTHING!!!" She was so loud. Oh boy...
When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.
You know Becky?
Yea
I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.