Tortellini

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

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Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

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Tortellini

Also known as Pasta Bundles

Are we having tortellini for dinner?

You mean pasta bundles?

YES

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tortellinis

One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

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tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

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tortellini

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep

Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini

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tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

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